haud ignota loquor

We're all a little fucked up, and I'm just trying to find myself. I'm actually lost quite a bit.

I hate lies.

Type 1 Diabetic. But I saw the term "diabadass" used and I'm going to use that.

This is a journey I guess.

bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

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I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

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emchelle:

Springtime in Texas

Took a drive into the hill country to see the wildflowers and found this little spot at sunset. I could have stayed here for hours.

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smartgirlsattheparty:

urls-are-so-overrated:

Amy Poehler quotes + Golden retrievers

Amy P. quotations & cute doggies!!

Have a wonderful day, Smart Girls :)

http://pondofblazinglilies.tumblr.com/post/83418073413/goldenheartedrose-perfectlycriminal →

goldenheartedrose:

perfectlycriminal:

pajamajamas:

dickensianwerewolf:

If you have a child and they are creeped out by a nephew or older brother touching them or looking at them a certain way, you need to have a serious talk with that person and keep them the hell away from…

Toy doll shoots REAL flames out its crotch. →

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

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